But then, ya said this woulda been expected just fine.
[Turns a half-circle around her like a museum exhibit and then hops up onto the nearest perch, which is probably a statue or a fence. Fence-sitting catte.
His inquiries aren't particularly pressing; he seems a lot more like he's just doing this to pass the time. Still...]
Hrmeow, if they're makin' us do cleanup, it's goin' to be a whole thing again.
I presume nothing. It's just not surprising that things got this bad, is all.
They said they're leaving the investigation to us, didn't they... [she looks a little annoyed.] And we have a decent amount of information to start with.
Nyahaha, how pessimeowstic do ya have to be? I woulda been on your side if we weren't all fed an' clothed an' had more cash than anybody'd know what to do with, but I guess there's forces out there that don't care about that stuff.
[He really doesn't sound like he's all that surprised either, but the affectation is there, as is the... (probably) sincere dedication to capitalism(???).]
... Meow, I guess we've got some things to go off of, but I wonder what's goin' to happen if we finish up this investigation.
If we're supposed to be "heroes," then I suppose people expect us to deal out some "justice." Not that I really care about that... not unless the culprit turns out to be a real piece of work, anyway.
I would like to get to the bottom of what happened, though.
Can't say I'm all that interested in bein' a judge, either, ya know? The hero part's already enough extra work for a guy like me.
[At least he's self-aware or... something...?? Headscritch.]
All that info we've got on the raccoon says he's a meowster o' just about anything, but wouldn't it be an irony if all he did was get on the wrong side of them bird-toys enough?
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence.
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Date: 2023-09-23 03:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-09-23 03:43 am (UTC)[Turns a half-circle around her like a museum exhibit and then hops up onto the nearest perch, which is probably a statue or a fence. Fence-sitting catte.
His inquiries aren't particularly pressing; he seems a lot more like he's just doing this to pass the time. Still...]
Hrmeow, if they're makin' us do cleanup, it's goin' to be a whole thing again.
[Looks at the mayoral ball. Looks away.]
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Date: 2023-09-23 04:13 am (UTC)They said they're leaving the investigation to us, didn't they... [she looks a little annoyed.] And we have a decent amount of information to start with.
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Date: 2023-09-23 04:32 am (UTC)[He really doesn't sound like he's all that surprised either, but the affectation is there, as is the... (probably) sincere dedication to capitalism(???).]
... Meow, I guess we've got some things to go off of, but I wonder what's goin' to happen if we finish up this investigation.
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Date: 2023-09-23 04:39 am (UTC)I would like to get to the bottom of what happened, though.
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Date: 2023-09-23 04:53 am (UTC)[At least he's self-aware or... something...?? Headscritch.]
All that info we've got on the raccoon says he's a meowster o' just about anything, but wouldn't it be an irony if all he did was get on the wrong side of them bird-toys enough?
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Date: 2023-09-23 02:41 pm (UTC)[she thinks about it, if a bit incredulously.]
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence.