If we're supposed to be "heroes," then I suppose people expect us to deal out some "justice." Not that I really care about that... not unless the culprit turns out to be a real piece of work, anyway.
I would like to get to the bottom of what happened, though.
Can't say I'm all that interested in bein' a judge, either, ya know? The hero part's already enough extra work for a guy like me.
[At least he's self-aware or... something...?? Headscritch.]
All that info we've got on the raccoon says he's a meowster o' just about anything, but wouldn't it be an irony if all he did was get on the wrong side of them bird-toys enough?
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Date: 2023-09-23 04:39 am (UTC)I would like to get to the bottom of what happened, though.
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Date: 2023-09-23 04:53 am (UTC)[At least he's self-aware or... something...?? Headscritch.]
All that info we've got on the raccoon says he's a meowster o' just about anything, but wouldn't it be an irony if all he did was get on the wrong side of them bird-toys enough?
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Date: 2023-09-23 02:41 pm (UTC)[she thinks about it, if a bit incredulously.]
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence.