Now yer just trustin' in the profiles too much if ya think assassination's my only skill.
'Sides, I'm thinking everybody's gotten a li'l bit too comfortable thinkin' their chosen villain's goin' to lay down no meowtter what. Either I'm doing the executin' tomorrow or somemeowdy else is coming with me.
What, fightin' for yer life is villain behavior nowadays?
[Continues to sound like this is all a fun joke to him. He really is good at the villain routine, perhaps.]
'Sides, guilty or not guilty don't meowtter here, does it? I've killed plenty before I got here an' got called a hero for it, 'cause that's the way the world goes. Ain't that different from how it goes here.
You have to? How do you "get stuck with" a job like that? Frankly, you seem like the kind of guy who'd find a way to weasel out of it if you really wanted to.
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Date: 2023-10-08 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2023-10-08 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-08 05:19 am (UTC)'Sides, I'm thinking everybody's gotten a li'l bit too comfortable thinkin' their chosen villain's goin' to lay down no meowtter what. Either I'm doing the executin' tomorrow or somemeowdy else is coming with me.
Can't say I didn't warn all of ya.
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Date: 2023-10-08 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-08 05:40 am (UTC)[Continues to sound like this is all a fun joke to him. He really is good at the villain routine, perhaps.]
'Sides, guilty or not guilty don't meowtter here, does it? I've killed plenty before I got here an' got called a hero for it, 'cause that's the way the world goes. Ain't that different from how it goes here.
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Date: 2023-10-08 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-08 06:39 am (UTC)[He says this like it's some side joke, but it really is possibly just a joke overall. Why does he keep ending up in this role--]
Meow, Adlet? We gotta work together back home, even if it's a real pain dealin' with him some days, nyahihi.
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Date: 2023-10-08 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-08 07:04 am (UTC)But, unlucky fer me, I like killin' fiends and they made it sound more interestin' than any other job.
[He cackles a little about it.]
An' I guess the world woulda ended if I ignored it.