Date: 2023-10-08 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] myadsharp
Now what makes ya so sure I'm dyin' tomorrow?

Date: 2023-10-08 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] myadsharp
Now yer just trustin' in the profiles too much if ya think assassination's my only skill.

'Sides, I'm thinking everybody's gotten a li'l bit too comfortable thinkin' their chosen villain's goin' to lay down no meowtter what. Either I'm doing the executin' tomorrow or somemeowdy else is coming with me.

Can't say I didn't warn all of ya.

Date: 2023-10-08 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] myadsharp
What, fightin' for yer life is villain behavior nowadays?

[Continues to sound like this is all a fun joke to him. He really is good at the villain routine, perhaps.]

'Sides, guilty or not guilty don't meowtter here, does it? I've killed plenty before I got here an' got called a hero for it, 'cause that's the way the world goes. Ain't that different from how it goes here.

Date: 2023-10-08 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] myadsharp
Wouldn't call me hero meowterial, just got stuck with the job 'cause of some real meddlesome people. Same as here, some ways.

[He says this like it's some side joke, but it really is possibly just a joke overall. Why does he keep ending up in this role--]

Meow, Adlet? We gotta work together back home, even if it's a real pain dealin' with him some days, nyahihi.

Date: 2023-10-08 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] myadsharp
Really thought about it! Even when I got chased across half the continent, 'cause these Saint types don't know when to quit.

But, unlucky fer me, I like killin' fiends and they made it sound more interestin' than any other job.

[He cackles a little about it.]

An' I guess the world woulda ended if I ignored it.