Date: 2023-10-15 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inquired
[ hes giving his phone a look that says girl what did you do but he's too polite to say it over text ]

There's no need, but if you insist.
Where are you?

Date: 2023-10-15 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inquired
[ this just gets a message marked as read but that's because he's a ye olde and also there are more important things to do than be considerate and reply

it takes him a little bit!! but eventually!! we are off to the ox dorm. ]


I'm here.

Date: 2023-10-15 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inquired
[ he pulls out the remedy! ]

I do. [ a beat. ] Though, I have a strict policy on doling out healing based on the manner of injury, so it does come at the cost of a story.

[ he says this very lightly, teasing in a way that suggest it's a joke, except it is simultaneously blatantly clear that it is not a joke at all. ]

Date: 2023-10-15 02:58 pm (UTC)
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Rita.

[ there's a very light scold to that. he will go usher her somewhere to sit? i've never been to ox dorm but gestures. please go sit down. he comes to join her, working the cap of the remedy off with his good hand and passing it over with a frown. ]

Was this the product of stubbornness?

Date: 2023-10-15 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] inquired
No, I know you're too sensible to refuse it.

[ which means that yes, the "i just didn't bother asking" is exactly what he thought happened. booboo the fool!!!!! it's not like he could be there to ensure it was going to happen, either, considering he was also bleeding everywhere like hours beforehand, so there's nothing much to be done about it. but.

he reaches out with his good hand and chops it extremely lightly on her head. bonk. ]


Next time, ask a little sooner. You were firing that pistol with your arm like this. What would have happened if something with it went wrong?

Date: 2023-10-15 03:22 pm (UTC)
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[ bonks again ]

Date: 2023-10-15 09:20 pm (UTC)
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[ looks at execution. deserved. ]

Don't only hear what you want to hear. [ ma'am! the scolding isn't much of a scolding though, and he's smiling, a bit mischievous as always. ] I am serious. Luck, perhaps, was on your side, but luck and foolishness are only occasionally bedfellows.

All that aside, I don't have to tell you this looks suspicious, I assume.

Date: 2023-10-15 09:37 pm (UTC)
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It would be incredibly odd to kill your own teammate, for as arbitrary as our teams tend to be.

[ like. logic. but he will accept this. the comedy of this as she prepares to execute adlet. ]

... You all have been through quite the week.